A joke

Here is a joke I heard the other day. Tom, an 8 year old boy, wants a computer very much. He asks his mother for a computer, but his mother replies"you will have to ask God for it, son." So Tom decides to write a letter to God----" Dear Jesus, My name is Tom. I have been a good boy this year. Could you give me a computer as a reward? I live in x x x. I would appreciate your kindness very much. Yours, sincerely. TOM" Tom waits for a week and recieves nothing. So he writes to God again---"Dear Jesus, This is Tom, the boy who wrote you last week. Maybe I have done some bad things this year. But all in all, I am still a good boy. So would you kindly give me a computer? Yours, sincerely. TOM" A week later, Tom still gets nothing. Disappointedly, Tom writes another letter to God---"Dear Jesus, it's Tom again. I confess that I have done many bad things this year and that I have not been a good boy. But would you forgive me and give me a computer? Yours, sincerely. TOM" Another week passes and nothing has been recieved. This time, Tom goes into the church and takes the Virgin Mary on the altar away. And then the next day, Jesus recieves a letter---" Your Mother is kidnapped. Give me a computer or you will never see her again. You know who I am! "


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